Sat, 20 Nov 2004
All right burger friends here's the saga of day three:
arrived at my corner of Eastlake and Fuhrman at about 6:23 PM on Friday evening and left at the end of my new CD which was about 7:48 PM. I was working for a good part of the day on my newest addition to my protest, a pretty big banner that was formerly a sign displayed on the roof of the restaurant but now displays my rage. It was made in response to Sabrina's claim that my signs were "too small" and that "nobody could read them."
Javier, one of the bussers at Red Robin, came out to talk to me for a good while and explained to me his plans to go back to Peru for Christmas and work on his 20 acre rice farm there. He doen't know if he'll be able to return. I'm going to miss him. Tim Ausink, one of my old roommates, came and introduced me to Sunny, his girlfriend. I asked him to take a picture, but I left my camera in the car.
Some guy from WASH PIRG came by and noticed my progress in sign size and gave me some advice on what I should do. He told me that I actually needed a permit for my banner because I had to attach a post to it to get it to stand, but that my music was probably okay. He also suggested that I should call a group called H.E.R.E. to gather support for my cause so that it's not just me standing out on the street by myself. I don't think I'll do either.
I think people going south on eastlake are more prone to honking than those going north.
I'm connecting with the young people in the shitty cars and with the older people who have the nicer cars, but still get high.
I can tell when I'm making people uncomfortable. I try my best to keep a disarming smile on me at all times so that people don't think I'm too crazy, but my message does not always get across to them.
Peace to all my Pig Latin speaking peeps,
Joe
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
RRR 2/7
Hello friends! I am going to continue with the RR saga. There are 7 days total (days 5 & 7 are my favorite.)
"Fri, 12 Nov 2004
Day Two:
I arrived at the corner of Eastlake and Fuhrman tonight at about 7:38. I was afraid that I wasn't going to be able to make it tonight because I had to go up to Alderwood for training on my other job, but luckily it was cut short.
I have to say that day two went a lot better for me and I had a lot more fun. More people came out from the restaurant to find out what I was doing and let me know they are rooting for me. Even the manager that was on duty that night came out to shoot the breeze with me. Rumor around the office is that Sabrina, the GM, DID see me on my first night, only I guess she was talking shit and said that my signs were too small and were not legible, bad move. I guess I'll just have to get a HUGE banner and display that with bigger and bolder letters.... I think some protestin' tunes would be a nice touch too, yeah... next time I'll bring my boombox with some choice tunes, a BIG banner, and some bigger more legible signs. Thanks for the tip Sabrina!
Tonight I stayed out for about 53 minutes because I still wanted to make it to the gym later. I came to the conclusion out there tonight that since I have 4 jobs now, I need to treat this one man protest as a hobby, I need to keep it fun. So any ideas that you have out there to keep it fun would be appreciated. Maybe I should dress up like a big red bird and flail around ......? We'll see.
Shout outs:Mad ups to my boy L-dizzle in Raq-town and his boy Justin, I hope that rash clears up for you J-dawg it's a shame to bench a playa like you just cuz your boys are a little red.
Linda, I didn't mean to call you fat I just meant to say that a girl of your "size/proportions" has NO business wearing spandex... I hope we're cool now.
Until next time little ones, same bat time, same bat channel,
Joe"
"Fri, 12 Nov 2004
Day Two:
I arrived at the corner of Eastlake and Fuhrman tonight at about 7:38. I was afraid that I wasn't going to be able to make it tonight because I had to go up to Alderwood for training on my other job, but luckily it was cut short.
I have to say that day two went a lot better for me and I had a lot more fun. More people came out from the restaurant to find out what I was doing and let me know they are rooting for me. Even the manager that was on duty that night came out to shoot the breeze with me. Rumor around the office is that Sabrina, the GM, DID see me on my first night, only I guess she was talking shit and said that my signs were too small and were not legible, bad move. I guess I'll just have to get a HUGE banner and display that with bigger and bolder letters.... I think some protestin' tunes would be a nice touch too, yeah... next time I'll bring my boombox with some choice tunes, a BIG banner, and some bigger more legible signs. Thanks for the tip Sabrina!
Tonight I stayed out for about 53 minutes because I still wanted to make it to the gym later. I came to the conclusion out there tonight that since I have 4 jobs now, I need to treat this one man protest as a hobby, I need to keep it fun. So any ideas that you have out there to keep it fun would be appreciated. Maybe I should dress up like a big red bird and flail around ......? We'll see.
Shout outs:Mad ups to my boy L-dizzle in Raq-town and his boy Justin, I hope that rash clears up for you J-dawg it's a shame to bench a playa like you just cuz your boys are a little red.
Linda, I didn't mean to call you fat I just meant to say that a girl of your "size/proportions" has NO business wearing spandex... I hope we're cool now.
Until next time little ones, same bat time, same bat channel,
Joe"
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Red Robin Reminiscing
Hello friends. As some of you know, I used to work at Red Robin. The story of how I got the job as the yellow-tight wearing mascot is an interesting tale in its own right. That is not the journey I'll be sharing with you today. My 3 years at Red Robin were filled with many, many, many memories (mostly pleasant,) however my departure from that company was less than sweet. I came across some old emails of that experience and thought that I would share.
"On Wed, 10 Nov 2004, Joseph Mangan wrote:
So today was the first day of the big one man protest against Red Robin, so I'd thought I'd try and keep you guys posted on the progress.
For those of you who don't know, I don't work at Red Robin anymore because I got fired. Long story short, ever since we got our new General Manager (about a year ago) we've been butting heads and work has not been the fun eutopia it once used to be. On the day I got fired I came in for my shift that I was scheduled for and then Sabrina (the GM) sat me down in the middle of the restaurant to let me know that she was going to be suspending me for three shifts. Her reason for this was because I did not RSG (a thing that is done at Red Robin before our shifts where we go in the back and look over what we are currently focusing on) with a guy named Mike during my shift. The thing is we're supposed to RSG before our shift so that we know what's up, but since we haven't been doing that with a trainer in awhile, I've just been doing it on my own after I clock in. Well anyway I was in the middle of my shift and Mike tells me to go in the back and RSG with him, and I don't for three reasons:
1. I don't really like the guy (think half Snidely Whiplash and half Jar Jar Binks.) Total annoying, snake in the grass, turd burglar.
2. I had already done it. I think the focus that day was 30 second greets.
3. And I was in the middle of getting beverages for my guests.
Well anyway he ends up telling the GM that I refused to go in the back with him and so this is why we were now having this little talk in the middle of the restaurant. So when Sabrina lays out her plan for me, naturally I'm a little upset because I felt like I took care of my shit and if I had been in the back RSGing I would have been neglecting my tables and we would've then been having a conversation about how I need to not neglect my tables. (anyone that knows about the crazy metrics that RR servers are judged on understands)So at the end of her speel she tells me that I'm suspended for three shifts and asks, "So do you agree what you did to Mike was disrespectful?" And of course I said "No" because at Red Robin we are supposed to have an "open door" policy where we are supposed to feel safe saying whatever we want without fear of retaliation, but I guess they changed that rule sometime while I was out because right after I said that she told me that I was fired. So in my mind I ended getting suspended for not RSGing with Mike, but FIRED for telling her my honest opinion. So that's when I decided to stage my one man protest.
The timing of the protest to start today was strategic because tonight was the night of our all team party, so the restaurant was filled with people from other Red Robins who were filling in. It was my hope that they'd see me protesting and then take it back to their restaurants that everything was not OK at the University Red Robin. So I get there all pumped to start protesting, pull up in the Pathfinder at around 5:58 pull out my signs, and am on my corner by 6:00. Within one minute of being out there the first person to respond was some old man in a white car that managed to both honk and flip me off at the same time he was turning a corner. After that though things picked up and people were honking and giving me thumbs up instead of flipping me the bird. I had a couple of people ask why Red Robin was unfair? and it took me awhile to figure out how to explain my plight to the common man, but by the fourth person I had a pretty good version of the story down. My friend Eli even stopped by to show his support and stood out there with me for a good 9 minutes. And at around 7:00 Lori, one of the managers, drives up to the restaurant, sees me, and makes sure to walk on the complete opposite side of the street as she entered. But by 7:30 I was getting pretty cold because I didn't bring a jacket and was only wearing a Red Robin polo team member shirt. So as I started to get the sniffles I figured I call an end to day one and pack it up so that I can be back on the street on Friday.
It wasn't the big media event that I had hoped for and none of the 4 tv stations I called actually showed up, but it was just day one. So here's the start of the great Red Robin Protest and I knew you'd all want some sort of documentation of it. Whenever you drive by someone holding up a sign, just give them a little honk, it's not too much from you but it sure makes being out there a lot more bearable.
I'll be sure and keep all of you posted as my uphill battle progresses."
Let me know if you want me to post how day 2 went....
"On Wed, 10 Nov 2004, Joseph Mangan wrote:
So today was the first day of the big one man protest against Red Robin, so I'd thought I'd try and keep you guys posted on the progress.
For those of you who don't know, I don't work at Red Robin anymore because I got fired. Long story short, ever since we got our new General Manager (about a year ago) we've been butting heads and work has not been the fun eutopia it once used to be. On the day I got fired I came in for my shift that I was scheduled for and then Sabrina (the GM) sat me down in the middle of the restaurant to let me know that she was going to be suspending me for three shifts. Her reason for this was because I did not RSG (a thing that is done at Red Robin before our shifts where we go in the back and look over what we are currently focusing on) with a guy named Mike during my shift. The thing is we're supposed to RSG before our shift so that we know what's up, but since we haven't been doing that with a trainer in awhile, I've just been doing it on my own after I clock in. Well anyway I was in the middle of my shift and Mike tells me to go in the back and RSG with him, and I don't for three reasons:
1. I don't really like the guy (think half Snidely Whiplash and half Jar Jar Binks.) Total annoying, snake in the grass, turd burglar.
2. I had already done it. I think the focus that day was 30 second greets.
3. And I was in the middle of getting beverages for my guests.
Well anyway he ends up telling the GM that I refused to go in the back with him and so this is why we were now having this little talk in the middle of the restaurant. So when Sabrina lays out her plan for me, naturally I'm a little upset because I felt like I took care of my shit and if I had been in the back RSGing I would have been neglecting my tables and we would've then been having a conversation about how I need to not neglect my tables. (anyone that knows about the crazy metrics that RR servers are judged on understands)So at the end of her speel she tells me that I'm suspended for three shifts and asks, "So do you agree what you did to Mike was disrespectful?" And of course I said "No" because at Red Robin we are supposed to have an "open door" policy where we are supposed to feel safe saying whatever we want without fear of retaliation, but I guess they changed that rule sometime while I was out because right after I said that she told me that I was fired. So in my mind I ended getting suspended for not RSGing with Mike, but FIRED for telling her my honest opinion. So that's when I decided to stage my one man protest.
The timing of the protest to start today was strategic because tonight was the night of our all team party, so the restaurant was filled with people from other Red Robins who were filling in. It was my hope that they'd see me protesting and then take it back to their restaurants that everything was not OK at the University Red Robin. So I get there all pumped to start protesting, pull up in the Pathfinder at around 5:58 pull out my signs, and am on my corner by 6:00. Within one minute of being out there the first person to respond was some old man in a white car that managed to both honk and flip me off at the same time he was turning a corner. After that though things picked up and people were honking and giving me thumbs up instead of flipping me the bird. I had a couple of people ask why Red Robin was unfair? and it took me awhile to figure out how to explain my plight to the common man, but by the fourth person I had a pretty good version of the story down. My friend Eli even stopped by to show his support and stood out there with me for a good 9 minutes. And at around 7:00 Lori, one of the managers, drives up to the restaurant, sees me, and makes sure to walk on the complete opposite side of the street as she entered. But by 7:30 I was getting pretty cold because I didn't bring a jacket and was only wearing a Red Robin polo team member shirt. So as I started to get the sniffles I figured I call an end to day one and pack it up so that I can be back on the street on Friday.
It wasn't the big media event that I had hoped for and none of the 4 tv stations I called actually showed up, but it was just day one. So here's the start of the great Red Robin Protest and I knew you'd all want some sort of documentation of it. Whenever you drive by someone holding up a sign, just give them a little honk, it's not too much from you but it sure makes being out there a lot more bearable.
I'll be sure and keep all of you posted as my uphill battle progresses."
Let me know if you want me to post how day 2 went....
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Memory Lane....
The year was 2000. The city Seattle. I was a new college freshman at the University of Washington and living with 3 people that I knew from high school in a 2 bedroom apartment. Being an only child for such a large part of my life, living with 3 other people was definitely a new adventure. From time to time memories of that year of my life flash through my head and it is one of these memories that I thought I would share today.
We moved into a fairly new apartment complex. The location was really close to the University and as a result there were several college students in our building/floor. Since all of us were from Yakima, it was only natural that our apartment became the social center of our building. People were constantly stopping by to check in and see what we were up to. Us country boys gots mad social skills yo!
On one balmy Seattle evening my 3 roommates and I were sitting around our living room wondering where the night was going to take us. We heard a knock on the door and were glad to see our neighbor/friend, Emad. Emad was half Persian Prince and half hood hustler. He not only showed us how to dress fly and adjust our plumage to attract the hottest birds, but he also showed us how to scam department stores into giving you free Xboxes with no receipt. He was kind of our hero. He stopped by our place often, so when he knocked on our door, asked what we were up to and headed to the bathroom, we did not think twice about it.
So while we continued to debate what mischief we would be up to that night, Zac (one of the roomies) asked us a question, "Hey have you guys been using my mouthwash?"
The three of us looked at each other a little confused... "No Zac, none of us have been using your mouthwash."
Well that answer was not good enough for him, "Well I know that someone in here has been using my mouthwash because I've been monitoring the levels and it has definitely been going down quicker than I have been throwing it back."
The three of us continued looking at each other and wondered how hard times must be for Zac (whose father was a doctor and mom was a nurse) that he would be making such a fuss over a $2.99 bottle of mouth wash.
Nobody fessed up, which led Zac to pull out his big card, "Well, I've got a surprise for whoever has been using my mouthwash. I peed in it about 3 weeks ago so you have been rinsing your mouth out with my urine."
All of us erupted and were frantically trying to read each other's faces to try and get a read on the guy that had been swishing and gargling with Zac's pee. It was at about this time that Emad came out of the bathroom, wiped his mouth and asked, "Did you guys say something about the mouthwash in the bathroom?"
It turned out that Emad had made prepping himself in our bathroom before going out part of his routine for the last couple of months. And you guessed it... rinsing out his mouth was the last step of his ritual. Needless to say, he was not pleased to hear why we were all laughing so hard. The look of betrayal/confusion/disgust that crossed his face could be described as the look someone's face would have if they had walked in on their parents and then been caught in a perma-sneeze. Dry heaves could be heard shortly after Zac's big reveal.
That is not the best part though. After Emad and Zac talked out their differences and Emad was made to understand the importance of asking before putting things in his mouth, Zac had another reveal. Apparently after Zac peed in his own mouthwash, he continued to use it himself!
This latest detail brought the apartment into a raucous laughter and "no you didn'ts" that is only heard when Maury says the following phrase, "D-kwon, you are NOT the father."
Zac's "if it's yours it's sterile" argument did not cut it.
Ahhh, memories...
We moved into a fairly new apartment complex. The location was really close to the University and as a result there were several college students in our building/floor. Since all of us were from Yakima, it was only natural that our apartment became the social center of our building. People were constantly stopping by to check in and see what we were up to. Us country boys gots mad social skills yo!
On one balmy Seattle evening my 3 roommates and I were sitting around our living room wondering where the night was going to take us. We heard a knock on the door and were glad to see our neighbor/friend, Emad. Emad was half Persian Prince and half hood hustler. He not only showed us how to dress fly and adjust our plumage to attract the hottest birds, but he also showed us how to scam department stores into giving you free Xboxes with no receipt. He was kind of our hero. He stopped by our place often, so when he knocked on our door, asked what we were up to and headed to the bathroom, we did not think twice about it.
So while we continued to debate what mischief we would be up to that night, Zac (one of the roomies) asked us a question, "Hey have you guys been using my mouthwash?"
The three of us looked at each other a little confused... "No Zac, none of us have been using your mouthwash."
Well that answer was not good enough for him, "Well I know that someone in here has been using my mouthwash because I've been monitoring the levels and it has definitely been going down quicker than I have been throwing it back."
The three of us continued looking at each other and wondered how hard times must be for Zac (whose father was a doctor and mom was a nurse) that he would be making such a fuss over a $2.99 bottle of mouth wash.
Nobody fessed up, which led Zac to pull out his big card, "Well, I've got a surprise for whoever has been using my mouthwash. I peed in it about 3 weeks ago so you have been rinsing your mouth out with my urine."
All of us erupted and were frantically trying to read each other's faces to try and get a read on the guy that had been swishing and gargling with Zac's pee. It was at about this time that Emad came out of the bathroom, wiped his mouth and asked, "Did you guys say something about the mouthwash in the bathroom?"
It turned out that Emad had made prepping himself in our bathroom before going out part of his routine for the last couple of months. And you guessed it... rinsing out his mouth was the last step of his ritual. Needless to say, he was not pleased to hear why we were all laughing so hard. The look of betrayal/confusion/disgust that crossed his face could be described as the look someone's face would have if they had walked in on their parents and then been caught in a perma-sneeze. Dry heaves could be heard shortly after Zac's big reveal.
That is not the best part though. After Emad and Zac talked out their differences and Emad was made to understand the importance of asking before putting things in his mouth, Zac had another reveal. Apparently after Zac peed in his own mouthwash, he continued to use it himself!
This latest detail brought the apartment into a raucous laughter and "no you didn'ts" that is only heard when Maury says the following phrase, "D-kwon, you are NOT the father."
Zac's "if it's yours it's sterile" argument did not cut it.
Ahhh, memories...
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Have you ever?
Have you ever gone to the gym, had a workout, hit the showers, and then realized that you forgot your towel in the car? You then are faced with that difficult decision of either putting on clothes wet or using the hand dryer by the sinks in a way that they were not designed for (maybe even getting two of them going at once and contorting your body to be as air efficient as possible?(think skin-sail)) You feel all right about yourself until you sense the judging glances of the people that remembered their towels and are trying to get their shave on.
Yeah, me either.
Yeah, me either.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
My New Boss
I must be very clear about this. The following lines after this statement are not misguided fabrications, they are solid fact.
This is my new boss at Expedia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og0LWQVIpug. He is riding shotgun and wearing sunglasses. Or with a doo rag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMGUFbsU9oY.
Butch Mosby is apparently one of the founding members of a European rap group called Black Attack.
My new job is incredible.
This is my new boss at Expedia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og0LWQVIpug. He is riding shotgun and wearing sunglasses. Or with a doo rag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMGUFbsU9oY.
Butch Mosby is apparently one of the founding members of a European rap group called Black Attack.
My new job is incredible.
Friday, April 4, 2008
I had a dream
Last night....
It was me and Justin Timberlake playing the part of acting rivals (not too far fetched yet right?)
We were on a bus that was full of a boy's choir that was dressed in white shirts and blue jeans. The choir was travelling around Europe and Justin and I would run into them occasionally during our filming adventures. Who was in charge of the choir you ask? Faizon Love (he's on the left.) I think I'm remembering him as the boss at Gimbel's on Elf. Any way, I think there was an element of Amazing Race thrown in there as well because I remember Justin and I racing against each other and at times needing to stowaway on the bus. Faizon would give us a hard time. He was holding a clipboard.
What does it all mean?
It was me and Justin Timberlake playing the part of acting rivals (not too far fetched yet right?)
We were on a bus that was full of a boy's choir that was dressed in white shirts and blue jeans. The choir was travelling around Europe and Justin and I would run into them occasionally during our filming adventures. Who was in charge of the choir you ask? Faizon Love (he's on the left.) I think I'm remembering him as the boss at Gimbel's on Elf. Any way, I think there was an element of Amazing Race thrown in there as well because I remember Justin and I racing against each other and at times needing to stowaway on the bus. Faizon would give us a hard time. He was holding a clipboard.
What does it all mean?
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